Hello there, world. It seems this old (...actually young) bat is back to blogging about existence and the crap that normal people wouldn't give to shits about. Eh, I miss hearing myself talk about nothing and this post is just flowing with how and what I could add which makes the paragraphs, the sentences and just about this entire wording structure come as natural as (insert demeaning reference to some actor in the media.)

...only 'till I realize that no one really reads these things and it's me just writing stuff down like a pretentious ass that thinks their opinion really matters in the giant ocean of piss called the internet. But hey, that's just me. I'm optimistic.

I should tone down the irony.